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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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We know lots of people think that ID cards have gone away now that Gordon McBroon has got more important things to think about – but they're wrong. The Home Office still intends that everyone will be fingerprinted and indexed on a central database, whether or not an actual ID card is involved. They may have managed to recruit only a few thousand willing guinea-pigs (we look forward to the anguished squeals when these volunteers discover how big the fines are for not keeping your database record up-to-date), and the start date may have slipped back from 2008 to 2012, but the plan is still for you to pass control of your identity to the state when you apply for a passport.
 
Meanwhile the Department of Health has engineered a massive mailshot to patients in the run-up to the election. You may have received a letter yourself – or it might have gone missing, nudge nudge, know what I mean? If you did get one, we bet that there was no opt-out form included.
 
But if you fail to respond, your GP's records on your family may be irreversibly locked into a central database, to be added to and accessed without your consent from that point on. We already know that it won't just be doctors and nurses who can look at your details. Newspaper reports have revealed that NHS administrators, technicians, ambulance personnel, even hospital porters can look at the database. Not to mention myriads of local authority snoopers, because the intention is to make your records available to anyone who has a “legitimate interest” in them, which will no doubt include education chiefs, social workers and the men who organise your dustbin collections. If this worries you, do something about it – speak to your GP now.
 
The infamous “ContactPoint”, an index of every child in England and Wales, has gone live despite technical faults and security concerns. Putting everyone on the system doesn't make any child safer. Indeed, the existence of a "shielding" scheme denied to most families suggests the reverse. You can't ask for your family's data to be shielded, but MPs and celebrities can. Obviously MPs and celebrities know something the rest of us don't ...
 
Still, the bastards aren't having it all their own way. The House of Commons Home Affairs Select Committee has published a report into The National DNA Database. In it they point out that the detection rate of DNA is not all that the government claim it is and go on to suggest that the database is actually used for “pre-crime”.
 
The report states "It is currently impossible to say with certainty how many crimes are detected, let alone how many result in convictions, due at least in part to the matching of crime scene DNA to a personal profile already on the database, but it appears that it may be as little as 0.3% - and we note that the reason for retaining personal profiles on a database is so that the person can be linked to crimes he/she commits later".
 
There you have it. Our government calmly assumes that we are all criminals and takes steps to lay traps for us. You can read the whole report here.
 
And the newspapers are alive to the evils of the database state. Almost every major national and provincial paper (though possibly not the Catholic Times) recently carried this story ...
 
A FOI request by the Sun has revealed that 15,000 innocent people have been labelled criminals in the past six years. This equates to seven mistakes a day by the Criminal Records Bureau.
 
The victims discovered they had been branded sex offenders, violent thugs or fraudsters when they had a CRB check before a new job. Many went through lengthy appeals to clear their names. Most of the bungles involved CRB checks being mixed up, or incorrect details being given out by staff. Others involved police releasing information which was recorded wrongly when an offence was committed.
 
The Conservative manifesto states that the ISA's 'vetting and barring' regime would be scaled back to a 'common sense level' but would retain the CRB check for those working with children. This rather depends on one's definition of 'common sense'.
 
The number of child victims of sexual offences are not detailed in the Home Office's annual crime reports, which mix adults and children's statistics and fail to provide a clear picture of offences against children. In addition, evidently no statistics are available regarding stranger attacks and abuse carried out by parents or other family members.
 
Hence, we do not know whether sexual assaults by those working with children have increased or decreased since CRB checks were introduced and how many such attacks have been perpetrated by adults who have had a clear check. Surely it would be easy and sensible to begin to compile such statistics and then these figures could be compared to the numbers of adults who have had lives and careers ruined by mistakes, false allegations and rumour.
 
And the logical conclusion? Surely someone who has failed an enhanced CRB check should not be left at home to look after their own children? The social services hit squads are gathering round their unmarked Transit vans as we speak ...

 

 
The GOS says: Much of this page was pinched from the Newsletter of the No2ID Campaign. As the election approaches, the Campaign are appealing to us all to make it clear to parliamentary candidates how much we care about issues that affect us and their families. Stopping the database state will require MPs of all parties to pay attention now, and to take decisive action for the long-term.
 
Express your concerns to candidates and party canvassers directly. Another important way to ensure that the database state is an issue in your area is to write a letter to your local paper. It needn't take long - many local papers now take letters by e-mail. Your letter should be brief (200-250 words is perfect) and to the point: write about one specific issue and why you personally are so concerned. You could challenge every candidate to say what they will do if elected. If published, your letter will be read by thousands of people – maybe more. Even if they don't respond directly, you can be sure that candidates in your area will be taking notice.
 
Until they get into power, of course. Once they actually arrive in Westminster they'll be too busy putting in expenses claims and lining up a few directorships for later, so sock it to 'em NOW!
 

 
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